Friday, April 20, 2012

Deep thoughts from the Orlando airport

1. All the restaurants in my terminal close at 7pm. Last time I checked, that was pretty much dinner time. Bonus points subtracted.
2. There is more Spanish spoken here than English.
3. If you look down at the carpet whilst walking, you might get dizzy and barf. Maybe that's why they don't want us to eat.
4. Dress codes are hilarious in airports. I'm the classiest one here.
5. I wonder if I can see the Disney illuminations show from here.
6. How do people drink coffee at 10pm?
7. I hope I don't have to sit next to anyone who wants to talk to me. Or anyone who has bad breath.
8. I hope whoever I sit next to cant smell my feet. Cuz I got a pedi yesterday and my feet were all oily when I put my sandals back on. And now my sandals have 'turnt'
9. Since starting this post, I've seen 2 plumbers cracks
10. I'm ready to see Ana Maria
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